Adrienne Cooper is a New York City food expert , not an influencer. She doesn't care to change your mind, just to shed bright and flattering food light with her culinary wisdom. As a wise drag queen once said: "Facts is facts, Hunny". So let's all stop pretending that Chipotle is anything more than mediocre/edible and succumb to the truth that Absolute Bagels are absolutely not the NYC standard in quality bagelry.